Comparative religion

8 Oct

Not very politically correct, but still pretty humorous: 

Taoism: Shit happens

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Catholicism: If shit happens, it’s because you deserve it.

Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Existentialism: What is this shit?

Atheism: I don’t believe this shit.

Jehovah’s Witness: Let me in your house and I’ll tell you why shit happens. 

Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke some shit. 

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